Thursday, May. 19, 2005 - 10:14 a.m.
So... one of my friends convinced me that i should do this, because its fun- and frankly, because i have nothing to do- i'm going to do it... so hold on tight kids, it'll be a fun ride:
I was born in 1984.
1. currently, i'm eating a 7 layer burrito from Taco Bell- for breakfast.
2. I have never broken a bone.
3. In my life, I've averaged a hospital visit every year. When I was little it was once every couple of years, since college, its been every 6 months.
4. I can legitimately say that I've lived in Europe.
5. When I was 10, I crashed my family's riding lawn mower into a tree.
6. I have an autographed picture of Rev. Fred Rogers. (Do you want to be my neighbor?)
7. I had a British boy ask me if i was Scottish.
8. I believe i have no idosincracies myself- I just steal other peoples.
9. I won a bet once because I went 4 months without burping (to tell you the truth, I can't tell you once that I've actually burped).
10. I am an Indian Leg Wrestling Tournament Champion
11. I once swam 1000 yards at a swim meet, (breaking the school record) got out of the pool, and passed out... falling back into the pool.
12. Last summer, while working a pool in Chesterfield, I thought zombies were going to come attack me, and I had no way to escape.
13. I am a very paranoid person, and I believe my paranoia will some day lead me into an insane assylum, or to become a shopping cart lady, i hope the latter.
14. My very italian grandmother and my very norwegian grandfather get into arguments- in their native languages. its quite entertaining to watch.
15. I know how to run a tractor, what soil is the best for corn/soy beans, and that the government is paying me to use their new irrigation system.
16. The age i was when i had my first kiss.
17. My mom once yelled at me in the middle of Times Square- at midnight, it was so intense, cops came over.
18. I've been to every single state on both the East and West Coasts (west is less impressive, i realize).
20. I've saved 2 lives.
21. I've attempted to save 1 life, and been unsuccessful.
22. By the time I die, I want to know 8 languages (not be fluent in them, that goal is too high- but to know them well enough to get around, without sounding like an idiot)
23. I've slept on the steps of a national monument in Amsterdam- with about 1000 other people.
24. I was molested by a drunk Scottish man In Edinburgh singing "American Pie" at a kebab stand at 3 am.
25. I had my luggage stolen off of a charter bus at 1 am.
26. I've met an Elton John impersonator.
27. I have an obsession with giant cars... my current is the Nissan Titan
28. My first car was named Red Regina- my boyfriend at the time named it, his car was named Red Roger.
29. I once did a kick ass ninja move while jumping a fence of a cemetary at 1 am when we thought cops were coming- i later found out there was a newspaper story about how that cemetary tends to "chase unwanted visitors away"
30. I drank champagne with Goldie Hawn while we got our hair highlighted.
31. I had chicken pox so bad they thought I was going to die- I was in the hospital for 2 months.
32. I've been bitten by a water moccisan.
33. When I was 10, my mom cut all the low branches off of the trees in my yard... in order to keep me from climbing them.
34. I have 9 extra holes in my body due to forceably pushing metal bars or hoops through skin.
32. I almost caused a security alert on a plane. We almost didn't take off.
33. I got kicked out of a music venue for punching a guy.
34. I witnessed two people having sex in a movie theatre.
35. I went to a real metal show in Oslo... perhaps one of the most metal things you could do...
36. I've jumped the turnstiles on the London Underground twice.... both times, in front of security guards
37. If all goes well, within a year, I will be living in Japan.
38. As i child, i sleep walked... i would wake up numerous times under the kitchen table. or the bathtub.
39. I can pull my left leg back, up, and over my head, and kiss the bottom of my foot.....
40. i once ran away... to the barn in my backyard.... until dinner time.
41. i've fractured my tailbone 3 times... all had something to do with a swimming pool.
42. i've dislocated my shoulder at a diving meet, my coach popped it back into place, and in continued to finish the meet.
43. I rode the school bus from 6-10 grade.
44. I thought my mom was having an affair with my 9th grade physics teacher- she constantly made him cinnamon rolls, cookies, brownies, etc.
45. My dad failed out of college freshman year for joining a frat and drinking all the time- he's now a minister and doesn't allow alcohol in the house.
46. my mom started giving me red wine at the age of 6 (she's italian, what do you expect).
47. i've gone streaking
48. i've been skinny dipping... on a church youth group trip.
49. I have to control my cleptomaniac urges
50. I basically have no feeling in my feet... they don't get cold, hot, and if someone steps on them... i hardly feel it.
51. i have 2 very secret ticklish spots
52. I wish i could tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue
53. I prefer non fiction books to fiction
54. i can fit myself into a medium sized duffle bag
55. i've been to space camp.
56. i once went 5 days without showering- but i was in a pool everyday, so i justified it to myself saying that the chlorine made me clean.
57. i have a small obsession with don cheadle.
58. i once got out of a speeding ticket because i was just wearing a bathing suit- and was all wet.
59. i, almost every time, get picked to be randomly searched at the airport.
60. i've always wanted to play a dead body in a movie.
61. i played a porn star in a student film freshman year.
62. biodome is my favorite pauly shore film
63. when i cut my hair for the first time in about 4 years... i cut 22 inches off- almost two whole feet.
64. when i was 8, i wanted to be an exotic dancer when i grew up- i would practice in my room.
65. i am terrified of playing the violin in front of people.
66. i once peed in a cup for my sister, so she could pass her drug test at work.
67. i get wayyyy too competitive at the game Catch Phrase
68. i have only finished 1 game of monopoly- 11th grade, during an ice storm with casey caver and nick taylor.
69. the symbol of my zodiac sign- cancer.
70. when i was little, i confused my zodiac sign with the disease- i thought it meant i was going to grow up to actually have cancer.
71. i am wearing the only pair of jeans i own (the others got stolen- with my luggage)
72. christina aguilera is a guilty pleasure.
73. i went as a lawyer on career day at my school in 4th grade (not a stripper, mind you).
74. i once made a make-shift fan belt out of a t-shirt, some shoe strings, and some cord i found in my car on the way home from memphis
75. telling the above story earned me the name "mac" by joe bohn from rockford, illinois.
76. i kicked a boy in the balls in 5th grade, i then vowed never to purposely kick someone in the balls again.
77. i kicked andy hobin in the balls on accident march 2004, on a van. though he stands firm that i did it on purpose
78. i once got a free drink at starbucks, just for talking to rob edgecomb- apparently he has starbucks connections.
79. my favorite bar tender is a rastifarian with dreds passed his ass named solomon.
80. much to my mothers dismay, i hate hard cider.
81. I had to talk to my dad about penis snatcherism in Africa- it was rather awkward.
82. I hope to work for the UN and/or an US embassay one day.
83. i'm not allergic to poison ivy... i once took off my shirt and rolled around in it to prove it
84. i am terrified of riding bikes... yet i really badly want to own a motorcycle.
whew.... hope you guys learned way too many things about me...
PEACE OUT!
